Frases Memoráveis dos Melhores Personagens das Séries de TV

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Desde 2005 eu assisto fielmente várias séries americanas. Comecei com Lost e teve uma época em que eu acompanhava mais de quinze séries ao mesmo tempo — com todos os episódios em dia.

Tempo livre, sabe como é.

Já vi muita porcaria, mas também algumas séries FORMIDÁVEIS. Dois bons exemplos que pouca gente conhece são: Jekyll e Breaking Bad.

Tem também aquelas séries que a gente assiste só para constar. É o tipo de série que tem um personagem que salva tudo de ruim que pode ter em cada episódio. Exemplo? Weeds. Doug e Andy conseguem salvar um episódio repleto de merda com uma cena.

Assim, aqui vai algumas frases memoráveis dos melhores personagens produzidos pelas grandes séries da TV estrangeira.

Charlie Harper (Two and a Half Men)

“I’m going on a double-date with Pumpkin Head… Fun’s not an option.”

Charlie: You know your uncle Charlie wrote that song.

Jake: No lie.

Charlie: Kid, if I was going to lie to you, I would have said I wrote “Stairway to Heaven”.

“I slept with a woman who wanted to be a man. Or, I slept with a man in a woman’s body. Or, and this is my new favorite and the title of my autobiography, my mom and I slept with the same dude!”

Jake: Man, I thought you were cool.

Charlie: You know what makes me cool? Not giving a crap about what you think.

Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck)

“I think I work better on women I’ve screwed. Once you’ve seen a woman’s cumface, you’ve seen her soul.”

“If you’ll excuse me I’m going upstairs to pay somebody to pretend they like me.”

[trying to have sex with Gina, who's nine months pregnant] “Jesus, how do fat people have sex?”

“None of us get out alive. Now you can huddle in a group and face it one day at a time, or you could be grateful that when your body rubs against someone else’s, it explodes with enough pleasure that you can forget, even for a minute, that you’re only a walking pile of ashes.”

Dexter Morgan (Dexter)

“Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they’re both dead now. I didn’t kill them. Honest.”

“No blood. No sticky, hot, messy, awful blood; no blood at all. Why hadn’t I thought of that? No blood. What a beautiful idea!”

“She’s the only person in the world who loves me. I think that’s nice. I don’t have feeling about anything, but if I could have feelings at all, I’d have them for Deb.”

“Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.”

Gregory House (House)

“I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die – so I guess my biggest problem is I’ve been cursed with the ability to do the math.”

“The drugs don’t make me high, they make me neutral.”

“You can think I’m wrong, but that’s no reason to quit thinking.”

“Everybody lies.”

John Locke (Lost)

Locke: Remind me why we’re keeping him alive?
Sayid: What do you suggest we do — shoot him like a dog?
Locke: No, I like dogs.

“A leader can’t lead until he knows where he’s going.”

“Don’t tell me what I can’t do!”

“I have looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw was beautiful.”

Michael Scott (The Office)

“Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,” and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.”

“I love inside jokes. I’d like to be a part of one some day.”

“Yes, I was the first one out. And yes, I’ve heard ‘women and children first’. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.”

“The most sacred thing I do is care. And provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right, that’s what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um… yes. In a way. Yeah, like a specialist.”

Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)

“Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.”

“Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.”

“No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.”

“What computer do you have? And please don’t say ‘a white one’.”

Hank Moody (Californication)

“I’m declaring Jihad on your pussy.”

“You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.”

“Nobody likes you, you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you fucking douche.”

“So, not only are you a cadaverous lay, you also have shitty taste in movies.”