As Frases Memoráveis de “Iron Man 2”
Fim de semana passado eu vi Iron Man 2. E, pelos deuses, foi o que eu esperava. Filme divertido, bacanudo e ainda tinha Gwyneth Paltrow e Scarlett Johansson. <3<3
Se você também curtiu o filme, aqui vai 20 frases memoráveis d’O Ferreiro 2.
Tony Stark [to Senate Armed Services Committee]: “To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude. Or prostitution, depending on what state you’re in…”
[Laughter from the Senate gallery]
Senator Stern: “Look, I’m no expert.”
Tony Stark: “In prostitution? Of course not, you’re a senator.”
Nick Fury: [To a drunken Stark, wearing his Iron Man suit inside a giant donut sign]: “Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to exit the donut.”
Ivan Vanko / Whiplash: “If you can make God bleed, then people will cease to believe in him … All I have to do is sit here and watch, as the world will consume you.”
Tony Stark: “Where will you watch the world consume me from? That’s right — a prison cell! I’ll send you a bar of soap.”
Happy Hogan [seeing Marvel creator Stan Lee approach, whispers to Stark]: “Larry King.”
Tony Stark [to Stan Lee]: “Larry!”
Justin Hammer: “I’d love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ain’t Canada!”
Man in Crowd [to Stark at opening of Stark Expo]: “Blow something up!”
Tony Stark: “Blow something up? I already did that.”
Lt Col Rhodes [catching Stark and Pepper Potts smooching]: “You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape.”
Tony Stark [to Senate Armed Services Committee]: “You want my property? You can’t have it. But I did you big a favor. I have successfully privatized world peace!”
‘JARVIS’ the Computer [to Stark, after pulling up YouTube footage of Tony at Senate hearing]: “May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, Sir.”
Tony Stark [to assembled guests at his birthday party]: “You know, the question I get asked most often is, ‘Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in your suit?’ [Pauses, making relieved face] Just like that.”
Justin Hammer [describing high-tech missile]: “If it were any smarter, it’d write a book. A book that would make ‘Ulysses’ look like it was written in crayon … It’s completely elegant, it’s bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it ‘The Ex-Wife.’”
Natalie Rushman [handing Stark a martini]: “Is that dirty enough for you?”
Tony Stark [to Nick Fury]: “I already told you I don’t want to join your super secret boy band.”
Agent Coulson [to Tony Stark]: “If you attempt to leave or play games I will tase you and watch ‘SuperNanny’ while you drool on the carpet.”
Iron Man [to Lt Col Rhodes in an Iron Man suit]: “You wanna be a war machine?! Take your shot!”
Howard Stark [in 1974 video reel left for Tony]:” What is, and always will be, my greatest creation, is you.”
Justin Hammer [to Lt Col Rhodes]: “You’re looking at a … 40 millimeter grenade launcher — tear gas, smoke: Hippie control.”
Tony Stark: “If it’s one thing I’ve proven, it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.”
Nick Fury [wearing his eye patch]: “Tony, remember, I got my eye on you.”
Tony Stark: “I am Iron Man.”
Via @borbs e Moviefone.com. =D